How To Destroy Your Church

• Don't attend
  
• If you do attend, arrive late and leave early
• Visit other churches often.
  
• At every service ask yourself, "What do I get out of this?"
  
• Never volunteer for anything. Let the pastor do it.
  
• Gossip.
  
• Be critical of the pastor and the musicians.
  
• Don't give, or wait until the end of the tax year to see if you have any extra money
  
• Don't talk with others or encourage them.
  
• Don't forgive when someone offends you.
  
• Avoid praying for your church.